Helio Loureiro

Fiz um pequeno programa para ajudar aos novos estagiários a entender o "modus operandi" da empresa. Os efeitos superaram as expectativas, como comprovaram meus amigos de NRO (network rollout):

(15:00:55) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: que porra é essa ????
(15:01:55) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: responde essa merda !!!
(15:02:00) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: seu fdp !!!
(15:02:12) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: tá formatando o IO do NRG da VIVO !!!
(15:02:23) helio: hahahahahaha
(15:02:32) helio: ele não faz nada
(15:02:37) helio: é pra dar trote nos estags
(15:02:41) helio: e nos manés!!!!
(15:02:44) helio: hahahahahaha
(15:02:46) helio: peguei!!!
(15:02:55) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: hehehehe...
(15:03:02) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: legal !!
(15:03:09) helio: pega os caras aí
(15:03:39) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: seu viado !!!
(15:07:46) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: Vai correr atrás de mulher !!!
(15:08:01) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP: fica gastando tempo com estas porras !!!
(15:11:41) helio: hahahahaha
(15:11:47) helio: tá todo mundo do GSDC sabendo
(15:11:51) helio: fracasso miserável
(15:13:12) Adriano_ASA  @ at work SP has closed the conversation window.

Chamei de "counter.c", e pode ser compilado com

gcc -o counter counter.c

. Os efeitos são hi-lá-ri-os!!!

#include 
#include 
#include 

void start_msg( int );
void print_point( int );

int main() {
   char response[128];
   int  progress = 0;
   struct sigaction sa;


   sa.sa_handler = SIG_IGN;
   sa.sa_flags = 0;

   sigemptyset(&sa.sa_mask);
   sigaction(SIGCHLD, &sa, NULL);
   sigaction(SIGTERM, &sa, NULL);
   sigaction(SIGKILL, &sa, NULL);
   sigaction(SIGINT, &sa, NULL);
   sigaction(SIGTRAP, &sa, NULL);
   sigaction(SIGSTOP, &sa, NULL);
   sigaction(SIGTSTP, &sa, NULL);
   sigaction(SIGTTIN, &sa, NULL);
   sigaction(SIGTTOU, &sa, NULL);



   start_msg(500);

   printf("Do you want to format your hard disk c:\\ ? [yes/no]: yes\n");
   printf("Are you really sure you want to do this? [yes/no]: ");
   scanf(response);

   start_msg(1);
   printf("Do you want to format your hard disk c:\? [yes/no]: yes\n");
   printf("Are you really sure you want to do this? [ yes/no]: yes\n");


   printf("\nProceeding with disk formatting.\n");
   printf("All your data will be erased and lost.\n");
   printf("Stop the process in case you didn´t create a backup.\n");
   printf("Formatting");
   
   for (progress = 10; progress <= 100 ; progress += 10) {
       print_point(10);
       printf("%d%c", progress,'%');
   }
   printf("\nHard disk successfuly formatted\n\n\n\n");
   printf("System rebooting....");
   fflush(NULL);
   sleep(60*3);
   
 
   
return 0;
}


void start_msg(int timeout ) {

   int i, counter = 30;

   system("clear");
   printf("\n#####################################################################\n");
   printf("#       Disk Formatter - Use with caution!!!!                       #\n");
   printf("# DISCLOSURE: There isn´t responsabilities for any damage caused    #\n");
   printf("# this program.  The usage and responsability, as any prosecution   #\n");
   printf("# belongs exclusively to the user.                                  #\n");
   printf("# Be sure about the impacts and use with caution.                   #\n");
   printf("#####################################################################\n\n\n");
   printf("Formatting system startup");
   
   for (i=0; i < counter; i++){
       printf(".");
       usleep(timeout);
   }
   printf(" ready!\n");
}

void print_point(int n) {
   int i;
   for (i=0; i <= n; i++) {
      printf(".");
      fflush(NULL);
      sleep(3);
   }
}